What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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