Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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