No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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