Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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