just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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