i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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