If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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