we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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