no. you can't hotbox the world.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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