I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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