I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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