Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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