No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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