Your dad touched me again.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Even my vagina gasped.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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