Please, let me fuck your mom
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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