All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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