my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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