Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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