Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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