coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
if only i could text you this smell
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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