I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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