okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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