so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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