What should our trivia night team be named?
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Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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