Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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