This girl is more easily done than said...
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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