32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
