Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
