I want to stick my p in your. b.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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