i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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