in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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