did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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