lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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