just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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