soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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