party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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