yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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