I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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