Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Its about making memories worth repressing
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
