i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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