As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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