What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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