Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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