I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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