I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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