I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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