Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Randomize