**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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