So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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