some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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