I puked a lego.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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