come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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