You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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