planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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