Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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