I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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