Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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