I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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