we have pet lesbian snakes
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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