this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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