this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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