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I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!

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(630): I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!! http://tfl.nu/du0v

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My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.

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(404): My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early. http://tfl.nu/9qa8

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Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.

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(404): Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom. http://tfl.nu/7own

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Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?

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(860): Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be? http://tfl.nu/i247

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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?

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(361): I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about? http://tfl.nu/lnao

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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.

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(732): This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together. http://tfl.nu/028o

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(734): View more from Michigan

Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.

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(734): Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books. http://tfl.nu/5hjw

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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class

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(336): just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class http://tfl.nu/i0x8

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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.

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(615): I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause. http://tfl.nu/2yit

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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.

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(217): I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well. http://tfl.nu/junb

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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out

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(580): Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out http://tfl.nu/fusv

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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!

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(262): I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait! http://tfl.nu/9r4q

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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will

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(415): If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will http://tfl.nu/eboo

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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.

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(618): I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask. http://tfl.nu/me9u

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You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children

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(+44): You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children http://tfl.nu/jvkg

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