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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I would do horrible things to your vagina.

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  Prove it.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  i just sent this text using only my big toe

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• (806): View more from Texas

  This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.

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• (916): View more from California

  WHY did you say no to the sex seance?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.

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  ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.

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• (716): View more from New York

  So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder

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