mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?