it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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