Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse